If you're a Jazz fan and have ever watched the Jazz on TV then you've been subject to the tragicomic ejaculations that come out of Craig Bolerjack's mouth (also the guttural noises, but those are hard to reproduce in text). Bolerjack is a man's man, but unfortunately not a smart man's man, or a smart man's sports man's man. His understanding of basketball is limited to the phrases, "he stops, pops" and "buckle up." Bolerjack is, however, a funny guy, and we intend to honor him, misunderstandings and all, by posting a quote of the night from last night's Jazz game. This will be a very regular feature as Craig always says something quotable. Last night, when the Jazz shook off a ridiculously lethargic start and began to take it to the Clipper's in the second half, Bollerjack proclaimed to all the world what every Jazz fan was thinking:
"Put the alarm bell on because he's awake." - Craig Bolerjack 12/29/2010. Agreed.
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