The Who's Who of Christmas, part 1

Feeling the Christmas spirit, we here at tgrtns felt it necessary to traverse through the NBA and discuss each team's season with a single-sentence descriptor. Enjoy!

1. Atlanta- Mediocrity returns with a vengeance.
2. Boston- Rappers steppin' to me, they want a brick son, but I'm the chef, my price is 26 son.

3. Charlotte- Disappointment breeds contempt.

4. Chicago- Thibodeau for COY, unfortunately.

5. Cleveland- LeBron's supporting cast should be good for 30 wins this year.






6. Detroit- Besides Charlie V. offering to fight Kevin G., arguably the most boring team in the league.


7. Indiana- Great Granger, perfunctory pacers.

8. Miami- LeBron is neither so evil, nor so selfish, just a little dumb.




9. Milwaukee- Fear the injury.


10. New Jersey- New coach, new owner, new future city...נו?

11. New York- The NBA's best 2010-2011 renaissance story for one of its best cities.



12. Orlando- It didn't work the first time, but why not give big blue a second chance?

13. Philadelphia- Too soon to say, but the sixers might sneak into the playoffs this year.


14. Toronto- "Boshless Charity Squad"-Matt Palzkillah


15. Washington- Most hyped rookie to not even mentioned among top three (but boy, can he dance).