Stern'n

When I read stories like this, I find it all the more likely that we will soon see the day when Stern starts fining Allen Iverson and Dwayne Wade for being mentioned in Jay-Z songs. Then he'll fine me for having predicted it, and, in no time at all, he'll have fined basketball past football in the ratings/popularity race. To retaliate, the NFL will suspend one of its players for 2 seasons for having eaten a family, but let him back in early when it's discovered that he ate them for charity/prays to Christ. Mark my words!